WINNER!! WINNER!! WINNER!!

Bear with me.  This guy is today's winner.

West 52 guy in the black 80s Mercury Grand Marquis this morning.
#1.  You were obviously very clever about hiding the fact you were talking on your cell phone while driving.  Leaning down low on the door armrest and barely holding the phone against your face as if you were leaning on your hand was a marvelous deception technique!  You would have had everyone fooled except for.........
#2.  You were leaning down so far to the left that you kept drifting into the lane to your left,  Could you not tell you were driving by Braille?  The rest of us certainly could which was why we were honking at you to get back in your lane and put the phone down.
#3.  Passing on the right of a slow vehicle is usually a bad idea because speeds generally drop as you move to the right.  Tailgating the car in the right lane will not make them move any faster.
#4.  If needed other drivers will work together to box you in when you have shown that you are in such a hurry you are willing to put the rest of us at risk so you can hurry up and get to work to catch up on your slothing.
#5.  The K9 decal with the dogs picture on the side of your car, which is very similar if not identical to those used by law enforcement, will not endear you to the loving kind heart of the CHP motor officer behind me that has been watching your reckless driving for the last three miles.

WINNER!!  WINNER!!  WINNER!!

Let me know how many tickets you got when he caught up with you.  And thank you for the morning commute entertainment.