Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Am I not going fast enough for you?

To the blonde in the red Mustang getting off the 15 south at CMB today.  Hint, it is against the law to change lanes during a turn or when going through an intersection.  Hence your attempt to cross two lanes and cut me off while making a right turn was not only illegal but unsuccessful.  It was quite entertaining to see you dive back to the right when you couldn't get in front of my wimpy little Neon and even more entertaining to see the smoke coming from your ears as my poor car fought valiantly against the never ending powers of gravity to climb the hill toward Ruffin Road with your powerhouse of a car stuck behind me.  Thankfully at the top of the hill I was able to quickly accelerate to 25 mph when I turned onto Ruffin Road, which apparently was still not fast enough for you as the smoke coming from your ears was now turning multiple colors.  Thankfully for your frazzled nerves you were able to change lanes and quickly reach 50 mph or so to get to your ever so important job,  Have a wonderful day Ma'am!!

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