Store run!

Gotta love how a quick trip to the store can once again show me what is wrong on this planet.

Dear Bagboy, I really do not need my eggs pre-scrambled. I am quite competent in the kitchen and can manage this function myself.

As for all you skinny little buys with your britches hanging out, once again I will say if I want to look at boxers I will go the men's section in Walmart.

Women. At some point you have to realize you are too big for thongs. In fact either of your legs by itself would be too big for a thong. If you insist on wearing thongs you should at least consider a mumu to prevent severe vision loss from innocent bystanders such as myself.